Columns on World Events

 

1) Unfinished war in the Gulf doesn't deserve parades (The Daily Collegian, Monday, July 22, 1991)

2) Treating foreign policy like a video game is fun (The Daily Collegian, Tuesday, Jan. 26, 1993)

 

 

Unfinished war in the Gulf doesn't deserve parades (The Daily Collegian, Monday, July 22, 1991)

I remember where I was when Iraq invaded Kuwait last August 2.

Picture this scene: three slightly hung-over roommates snoozing away in a Beaver Plaza apartment. A clock-radio goes on, and an announcer's voice wakes us with a report that thousands of Iraqi troops and tanks poured into Kuwait during the night.

"Holy Shit!" One of my roommates exclaimed.

"No big surprise," said the other one. "They've been massing on the border for a week."

"That could get messy," I said.

We all possessed the steely nerves, the unflappable poise, that most students develop after four years of waking up five minutes before an exam or ripping a paper off the printer just before class. So we rolled over and went back to sleep.

Going back to sleep turned out to be the pragmatic choice. Nothing much happened until January 16. And by that time, General Norman Schwarzkopf commanded enough firepower to blast Iraq back to the Stone Ages in only 43 days.

By performing a lobotomy on my psyche, I managed to cut away most of the cynical, bitter parts. So I now have no doubts that the Gulf War served our national interest. I believe that killing 100,000 Iraqi troops taught Saddam Hussein an important lesson about the cost of aggression. But I still don't understand why we didn't finish the job.

Bush wanted, and still wants, Saddam Hussein out of power. He kept making those ludicrous comparisons between Hitler (an evil genius) and Hussein (an evil dunce). But his decision to attack did result partly from his outrage after reading the Amnesty International report on the Iraqi occupation of Kuwait. From then on, Bush didn't hide his belief that any attack on Hussein was morally justifiable.

Then, with the 101st Airborne Division sitting only 150 miles from Baghdad and virtually no organized Iraqi resistance left in the field, Bush announced a cease-fire, ending the war.

Schwarzkopf himself has called war a "profane thing." But in an interview back on March 27, he made a revealing comment about his 100 hours. "Frankly, we could have completely closed the door and made it, in fact, a battle of annihilation." Of course, Bush promptly squelched Schwarzkopf because the praise for Bush's restraint also made our Leader look like a wimp.

Bush abided by the United Nation's resolution, halting the coalition attack after liberating Kuwait and destroying Iraq's offensive capabilities. He did the nice, the humane thing; but at that point, it probably wasn't the smartest decision.

Allowing Hussein to hold onto power made the carnage of those 43 days merely a horrible waste. We supported Hussein for years, hoping he would become a Middle East peacemaker. And here was an opportunity to correct that mistake and bounce a ruthless dictator from his seat.

Instead, we tossed the opportunity in the trash bin of history and watched Hussein unleash his helicopter gunships, bombers, tanks and artillery on the Shiites and Kurds.

I wanted to protest our inaction by occupying a University building, but I couldn't decide on a good one. If you take over the Telecommunications Building, the administrators get the police to arrest you. Willard Building was designed with no central open spaces and no easily opened windows just to thwart takeovers by wild-eyed, messy-haired radicals.

So Hussein continues to mangle people and to weasel out of the truce terms. Last week, President Bush and French President Mitterrand threatened future military action against Iraq if Hussein keeps hiding his nuclear facilities.

Operation Provide Comfort also ended last week as the remaining 3,170 Allied troops left northern Iraq, after warning Hussein to stay away from the Kurds. Any takers on a bet that he ignores the warnings?

Here on the home front, we're still celebrating the return of our troops. These victory parades bother me. I'm glad we lost so few of our 540,000 service personnel, but there's something warped about celebrating a "turkey shoot."

Besides, all our troops didn't make it home in time for the parades. The 5th Marine Expeditionary Brigade, for example, went straight from the Gulf to Bangladesh to help the cyclone victims.

Of course, General Schwarzkopf got to come home and act as the grand marshal of the Kentucky Derby. He obviously never read Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved." And the STORMIN' NORMAN FOR PRESIDENT T-shirts show just how badly our country wants a few heroes or, in modern terms, role models.

I can almost smell the quiet desperation in the air as more and more people start to realize how badly we've messed up this country. Since Big Brother can't seem to save us, maybe Schwarzkopf is our only hope. I'd vote for him.

President Bush is happy, though. As long as the Gulf War stays won, nothing less than an atomic bomb will pry him out of the White House in 1992. "Read my lips," Bush will probably say during his campaign. "I win wars" (USA -- 1, Iraq -- 0; USA -- 1, Panama -- 0).

As for me, I'm in the process of regrowing my frontal lobe so I can be cynical and bitter again. Last night, I thumbed through Newsweek's Commemorative Issue on the Gulf War and spent almost an hour looking at the pictures of our casualties. I read the brief biographies of all of them, and I wish I could tell you that I grieved for them.

But I'm not going to mouth the platitudes. I didn't know any of them or see them die; and so, their deaths seem far removed from me. I do wish I had met some of them because I'd like to know the people who die to protect my "national interests."

I can't shake a nagging premonition that I'll see another set of these pictures in the not-too-distant future. Maybe from another bout with Hussein, or with the North Koreans, or with Libya, or the next threat to the American way. I wonder if I'll recognize someone in that batch.

 

Treating foreign policy like a video game is fun (The Daily Collegian, Tuesday, Jan. 26, 1993)

As soon as I start thinking about foreign policy, my mind's deepest sludge pits spew forth a frightening fantasy.

I see myself as a rabid conservative absolutely certain of my self-righteous beliefs. I become a young man who believes that Pat Buchanan, Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh are a Holy Trinity.

Every time Saddam Hussein disregards the U.N. resolutions, my darker side stands up and cheers. "Blow that ambitious scumbag into many tiny pieces," I holler at the exuberant pilots on CNN.

Every time a brave but foolish Somali tribesman shoots at, say, the entire 10th Mountain Division, my foolish side waits to see how many tons of ordinance we throw at him. M-16s, M-60s, Cobra helicopters, armored personnel carriers -- use them all. Get our money's worth.

Luckily, a simple newspaper headline can yank me out of this deranged state of mind. When I recently saw the headline "1st U.S. Marine killed in Somalia," I became my normal self again.

Wait a minute, I said. Why did 21-year-old Private First Class Domingo Arroyo have to die? Why should I give a damn about Somalia?

President Bush certainly didn't give a damn until Time and Newsweek started running pictorials of dead babies and starving children. I have no doubt that he's a decent, caring individual, but I also believe he didn't think the situation in Somalia involved important national interests.

Bush's logic probably went something like the following:

-- The media is going into a feeding frenzy again -- possible bad P.R. ahead.

-- Foreign policy is where I proved I am not a wimp.

-- Wouldn't this look good in the history books?

-- Maybe the American people want me to do something about this situation.

When Operation Restore Hope creaked into action after months of anarchy and starvation in Somalia, I immediately started hearing the conservative pundits yelp that the president acted only because the evil liberal media and the deluded innocent public pressured him.

"Like, isn't that democracy?" I asked, scratching my head.

"Didn't Joe get assigned to the 10th Mountain Division after he graduated from ROTC?" asked my roommate.

We spent the rest of the night trying to remember if our friend might be over there. We never actually considered whether the troops should even be in Somalia; after all, the operation seemed like a very humane gesture.

But I could list a dozen countries whose people know just as much about suffering as the Somali people. In Bosnia, part of the Serbian ethnic cleansing program revolves around mass rape -- the theory being that the shamed Moslem women will leave their villages. To me, calculated cruelty seems worse than the callous indifference of General Aidid and the other Somali warlords.

U.N. Resolution 794 says that "the magnitude of the human tragedy constitutes a threat to international peace and security." Those words will force the U.N., if it doesn't want to look completely powerless and ineffectual, to conduct these "missions of mercy" in many other nations.

Maybe the U.N. has a brilliant plan to foster dependency in the nations of the world and achieve world domination by default, but I doubt it. So the resolution probably just means that bandits, thugs and various other nasty people will get more chances to put U.S. Marines in body bags.

The key once again revolves around "this vision thing." What principles are we willing to ask our troops to die for? Do we only act on those principles when the situation is "militarily doable?" Can we even afford to conduct these operations for much longer?

We have the most effective and powerful military in the world, and a few humanitarian missions will not erode their efficiency at killing enemy troops. One of my co-workers at the local runaway shelter, just back from three years in Africa as a Peace Corps volunteer, summed up our Somalia intervention in this way: "If we have the capability, these operations are what we should be using the military for."

Capability is the important word here. We've almost reached the point where we can afford either our military or our entitlement programs. When we shot down that Iraqi MiG-25 on Dec. 27, CNN reported that our F-16 fighter fired one missile -- a $500,000 AMRAAM. With $500,000, I could pay my tuition for the next 138 years and earn 55 Master of Fine Arts degrees -- my idea of paradise. Apache helicopters go for $11.7 million. What could a Head Start or Upward Bound program do with that kind of money?

Simple truth. If the U.S. wants to keep leading the world's "Feel-Good" parade, we will make sacrifices in other areas. That means a gas tax, less student aid, fewer jobs available upon graduation, smaller paychecks and fewer children.

Personally, I'm all for the moral, idealistic crusade. Being idealistic is easy for literary types whose earning potential approximates the net profit of a 12-year-old adolescent with two paper routes. I'm willing to sacrifice a car, a house and my 2.3 children to follow the path of righteousness.

In the meantime, don't be surprised if you see me stomping around campus with foam dripping out of my mouth. Now that we have 1,300 soldiers from the 1st Cavalry Division in Kuwait, I'm just waiting for some ground combat.

 

I'm hoping there'll be some night fighting. That's when death and destruction make the prettiest pictures.